rocko's postmodern life

- so what do you want to eat

- i don't know. something easy. and cheap. and quick. and bad for me

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- come here. i want to teach you about sadness

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back when boys used to be naive and girls pretended to be pure

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God please change me    

but just don't ask me to change ¹

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