- I'm single. i've been single for a while now and I notice lately that I'm surrounded by couples. like, all my friends are in relationships. and I don't like it.
-- don't get me wrong, i'm not saying i don't enjoy being single. i'm not bitter about it. i'm just saying i might enjoy not being single even more. like, you know, it's a possibility.
- now, don't get me wrong, i'm not saying i don't enjoy being single. i love being single - as long as everyone around me is single as well
- let me rephrase. i'm not saying i don't enjoy being single. what i'm saying is, i don't enjoy being singlemy voice:
as much as i used to / anymore
Cue laughter + applause. exit stage left
