I shed winter's skin at the front door
strewn about unseemly all over the sixth floor
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the sound of applause from afar resembles scattered rain beating down on concrete paths and iron bars
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I have an announcement to make. That was it.
I have another though, which is this: Based on the success of the fifty shades trilogy, I have decided to publish my own saga of poorly written fetish erotica. I'm calling the first book sexy time in rempit alley: vroom vroom
because it's the book that perverted old ladies deserve, but not the one they need right now, so we'll write it, because they can take it...
p.s. guess who I've planned to direct the movie adaptation
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