Thursday, September 4, 2014

misery loves co.

to be read in the style and voice of Louis C.K.:

- I'm single. i've been single for a while now and I notice lately that I'm surrounded by couples. like, all my friends are in relationships.      and I don't like it. 
-- don't get me wrong, i'm not saying i don't enjoy being single. i'm not bitter about it. i'm just saying i might enjoy not being single even more. like, you know, it's a possibility. 
- now, don't get me wrong, i'm not saying i don't enjoy being single. i love being single - as long as everyone around me is single as well 
- let me rephrase. i'm not saying i don't enjoy being single. what i'm saying is, i don't enjoy being single 
my voice:
as much as i used to / anymore 

 Cue laughter + applause. exit stage left

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