caged

don't take this the wrong way, but your boyfriend is a great source of amusement to me

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with dogs, you have to rule them for them to respect you. with cats, you have to leave them alone to get them to like you, and with humans, doing either will eventually cause them to hate you

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a cat who wishes to be a dog

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There's a reason people feel excited about going to clubs. I think it's because, deep within us, welded to the darkest, ugliest corner of our being is the base and vile desire to become animals again